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Cleric: I’m out of healing spells
Paladin: I’m only at 3hp, guys.
Ranger: I’ve got skill points in Heal and Profession: Prostitution. Can I kiss it better?
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talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
It must be strange for you to see teenagers who don’t blindly follow their liberal parents, or their liberal teachers, or the liberal media, or liberal celebrities, or liberal musicians, or liberals on the internet.
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the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
so is hughes
I didn’t see that comin’
this fandom is self-destructive
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♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
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